i hate pantyhose

i'm wearing pantyhose today. it's cold outside and i'm wearing a dress (shout-out to high school self: they're not scary and you look good in them!), so pantyhose are a must. but i hate pantyhose.

there is nothing that can make you feel fat, even on on a skinny day, like a pair of pantyhose. i've got my undies hiked up baywatch-style, the hose are pulled up underneath my rib cage (trust me, it's a long way) to eliminate bumps and generally streamline, but i still feel like i'm wearing sausage casing. i'm fairly certain a man invented them.

sigh. (can't sigh too deep...)