two random, unrelated incidents

last night, i went to the park after pilates. i saw someone walking a ferret. a. ferret. like it was totally natural to put a small vest on a rodent and walk it on a leash. his name was bandit.

you know what makes you feel old, even though you look like a college freshman? talking to the little girl you used to babysit and getting invited to see her dorm room, like she's old enough to be there or something.